Scott, no I didn't "get some". Let's just say that right up front. If I'd a got some I'd be all whoo-hoo, I got some. Trust me.
A friend and I met three lovely boys from....some state that starts with an I. Iowa? Indiana? I don't know. And we had a nice time. Unfortunately, two of them turned out to be raging Republicans so we had to call it a night. No offense, but I have my standards.
No, seriously people. I will admit to doing some really stupid things but I draw the line at Republicans. When I get drunk, all I want to talk about is who got booted off Survivor or how shiny my hair is, not the state of the union. I feel like violating the Republican-Democrat sex boundary would be a violation of my beliefs as an American. So there.
[Eerie silence as hands leave keyboards and computer mice for fist-pumping and high-fives. Hoots and cheers from geeky blogging Democratic male heterosexuals everywhere.]
The funniest part was when the one guy leans in and says, "Are you a....liberal?" He actually whispered the word "liberal" as if he might burst into flames if he said it aloud. It's funny, his politics weren't so high-minded that it barred him from inviting me back to the hotel to "go for a swim" at 2:00 in the morning. But like I said, I've got principles.
That's the new Republican slant - he probably thinks of himself as a "South Park" Republican - conservative but hip. The Neo-conservative mindset is one that says things are wrong only when other people do them.
Were you spying on us? Because he pretty much said that exact same thing. I'm telling you, if this is how the majority of the country thinks, I'm afraid for the future.
That is the spin doctors of deceit spinning that most of the country thinks like them. They know how to work and drum up fears so you vote for them cuz they appear stronger. Most of the country have values and integrity, unlike the pubicans in office now.
These guys were nice boys. They were from Wisconsin or somewhere like that, some small place, but they had some crazy ideas. (One guy told me that global warming didn't really exist, that it was just made up by liberals as an excuse to turn people against Republicans.) It just surprised me that people actually thought like that. Needless to say, it completely killed my buzz.
They were so cute too, in a sort of corn-fed, aw shucks, narrow-minded kind of way. One of them actually wasn't a Republican but unfortunately I couldn't really talk to him because the other two were loudly debating the merits of: gun control, abortion, global warming, and capital punishment. These are not things I want to talk about at 1:00 in the morning.
As for the Global warming not being important is the stance of the far right, in that the second coming will happen and someone else will then fix what all they screwed up. However, they forget one small thing. That was suppose to happen 1950 years ago. Maybe someday they will realize that the book, "A million little pieces" was not alone in being spinned by spin doctors! Some of the books and sacred writings are laden with errors as the scribes made mistakes, like over 300,000 mistakes and inserted text in the copies of the manuscripts.
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And what, may we ask, was the confirming event for the realization of this status?
Aw come on, why were you ever in doubt?
Sounds like somebody got some...
I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.
---Grandpa Simpson
girl, no one ever thought you lost it.
We are talking about the chicken pox here, right?
Oooh, my head. Drunk blogging = bad idea.
Scott, no I didn't "get some". Let's just say that right up front. If I'd a got some I'd be all whoo-hoo, I got some. Trust me.
A friend and I met three lovely boys from....some state that starts with an I. Iowa? Indiana? I don't know. And we had a nice time. Unfortunately, two of them turned out to be raging Republicans so we had to call it a night. No offense, but I have my standards.
And Chad, it's not chicken pox. It's cooties. Get it right.
Yeah, Republican cooties.
No, seriously people. I will admit to doing some really stupid things but I draw the line at Republicans. When I get drunk, all I want to talk about is who got booted off Survivor or how shiny my hair is, not the state of the union. I feel like violating the Republican-Democrat sex boundary would be a violation of my beliefs as an American. So there.
[Eerie silence as hands leave keyboards and computer mice for fist-pumping and high-fives. Hoots and cheers from geeky blogging Democratic male heterosexuals everywhere.]
Damn right.
The funniest part was when the one guy leans in and says, "Are you a....liberal?" He actually whispered the word "liberal" as if he might burst into flames if he said it aloud. It's funny, his politics weren't so high-minded that it barred him from inviting me back to the hotel to "go for a swim" at 2:00 in the morning. But like I said, I've got principles.
That's the new Republican slant - he probably thinks of himself as a "South Park" Republican - conservative but hip. The Neo-conservative mindset is one that says things are wrong only when other people do them.
Were you spying on us? Because he pretty much said that exact same thing. I'm telling you, if this is how the majority of the country thinks, I'm afraid for the future.
That is the spin doctors of deceit spinning that most of the country thinks like them. They know how to work and drum up fears so you vote for them cuz they appear stronger. Most of the country have values and integrity, unlike the pubicans in office now.
These guys were nice boys. They were from Wisconsin or somewhere like that, some small place, but they had some crazy ideas. (One guy told me that global warming didn't really exist, that it was just made up by liberals as an excuse to turn people against Republicans.) It just surprised me that people actually thought like that. Needless to say, it completely killed my buzz.
Wisconsin!? They are infiiltrating everywhere. Call the fumigators?
Hvae you been decontaminated? Put thru the clean room?
What a hangover, that would kill anyones buzz! Plus a lot of libido also. We shall have to hold a vigil for you.
They were so cute too, in a sort of corn-fed, aw shucks, narrow-minded kind of way. One of them actually wasn't a Republican but unfortunately I couldn't really talk to him because the other two were loudly debating the merits of: gun control, abortion, global warming, and capital punishment. These are not things I want to talk about at 1:00 in the morning.
As for the Global warming not being important is the stance of the far right, in that the second coming will happen and someone else will then fix what all they screwed up. However, they forget one small thing. That was suppose to happen 1950 years ago. Maybe someday they will realize that the book, "A million little pieces" was not alone in being spinned by spin doctors! Some of the books and sacred writings are laden with errors as the scribes made mistakes, like over 300,000 mistakes and inserted text in the copies of the manuscripts.
I will get off my soapbox now
They pretty much said that exact same thing last night. This is why I don't really get into politics. It always kills the mood.
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